郁达夫请一位在军政界做事的朋友到饭馆吃饭。饭后付账，郁达夫从鞋底抽出钞票交给堂倌。朋友很诧异，问道：「你怎么把钱藏在鞋子里？」郁达夫笑笑，指着手里的钞票说：「这东西过去一直压迫我，现在我要压迫它。」
Even on the highest throne in the world, we are still sitting on our ass.
即使坐在世界最高的宝座上，我们也只是坐在自己的屁股上。
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
上帝是个喜剧演员，观众太害怕笑。
莫言一本正经地说：「我们结束采访。」随后晒出了一段戴着墨镜「飙」收割机的视频，配文：「再次体验了开收割机的快乐。」
生命在你手里像一条迸跳的鱼，你又想抓住它又嫌腥气。
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
啤酒证明上帝爱我们且想让我们开心。
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
我拒绝加入任何愿意接纳我的俱乐部。
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
天才与愚蠢的区别是天才有其限度。